Meet the Newbies:
Player 1: Bob "The Bumbler" Jenkins
Height: 5'2"
Weight: 150 lbs
Special skill: Can hit the ball with his face
Player 2: Alice "The Ace" Anderson
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 120 lbs
Special skill: Can hit the ball with her eyes closed
Player 3: Charlie "The Chancer" Chen
Height: 5'6"
Weight: 180 lbs
Special skill: Can hit the ball while eating a burrito