Welcome to Substash Gamma-1, the secret lair of the Supreme Overlord

Current Status:

• The Supreme Overlord is currently plotting world domination
• Our top-secret projects are underway
• Security meeting in 30 minutes

Substash Gamma-1 Features:

• State-of-the-art trap doors for emergency exit purposes
• High-speed elevator for quick escapes
• Unlimited supply of stale coffee