The committee convened at 14:00 hours in the conference room. Present were Chairperson, Vice Chairperson, and three members. The agenda for the meeting was to discuss the new "Schrödinger's Cat" policy.
Chairperson opened the discussion on the Schrödinger's Cat policy. Member 1 expressed concerns about the cat's potential to not be there when it's actually there. Member 2 argued that the cat's absence would be a boon for productivity. Chairperson countered that the cat's presence would only serve to distract from the task at hand.
Decision: Postpone discussion until next meeting.
Vice Chairperson reported that the coffee machine was still on the fritz and suggested replacing it with a newer model. Member 3 argued that the current machine was still functional and only needed a good cleaning. Chairperson decreed that the current machine would be replaced, effective immediately.
The meeting was adjourned at 16:00 hours. Next meeting scheduled for 2000-04-05.