Chairman McSnodgrass: *sigh* Fine, let's get this over with. Item 1: The Coffee Machine is on the fritz. Again.

Bob: I told you, we need to replace the water filter. It's not just a matter of "being on the fritz," it's a matter of existential dread.

Chairman McSnodgrass: *stares off into space*

Item 2: The stapler is jammed. Again.

Jane: *rolls eyes* I've been telling you, it's not just a matter of the stapler. It's a metaphor for our crumbling society.

Chairman McSnodgrass: *facepalm*

Minutes of the Meeting Where We Forgot to Bring Donuts

Decicion 1: We will replace the water filter.

Decicion 2: We will call a plumber to fix the stapler.

Decicion 3: We will forget the fine print and just make it up as we go along.

Meeting Adjourned. Everyone go home, and try to forget what you saw here.

Adjourned and Forgotten