Fortress of Solitude: Coffee Machine

The most epic, most legendary, most totally-not-boring coffee dispenser in the land of the Free People

Welcome to the heart of our beloved fortress, where creativity flows like the finest espresso and the only thing we take more seriously than the art of coffee-making is the defense of our fortress from the invading hordes of sleepy zombies.

Features:

Automatic Coffee Bean Dispenser (ACBD)
Super-Sensitive Coffee Bean Grinders (SSCBG)
Espresso Machine with built-in Coffee Cup Warmer (ECW)
Sophisticated Coffee Foam Generator (SFCG)
Integrated Coffee Bean Steaming System (CBSS)

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(Note: The images are fictional and for representation purposes only)