Welcome to the Fortress of Solitude

Where the walls are thick, the security is tight, and the coffee is always strong.

Defensive System:

We take our defense very seriously here. That's why we've implemented the most state-of-the-art, over-the-top, completely-not-over-the-top defensive system in all the land.

Learn more about our Attack Drones Check out our Pressure Plate System

Security Protocols:

We have a 5-layered system of security, because 4 just wasn't enough. Each layer is designed to protect you from the outside world, and also from yourself.

Learn about Layer 1: The Fence Learn about Layer 2: The Wall Learn about Layer 3: The Moat Learn about Layer 4: The Wall-of-Steel Learn about Layer 5: The Impossibly-Secure- Wall-of-Death