Substash Index Epsilon-3: The Uncharted Territory
Here lies the uncharted territory of Epsilon-3, where the walls of the fortress grow shorter and the snacks grow longer. A land of mystery and confusion, where the inhabitants are as lost as they are lovable.
Notable Features:
- Unmarked Doors: 17
- Unlabeled Pipes: 23
- Unidentified Fumes: 42
Warning: Prolonged exposure to Epsilon-3 has been known to cause:
- Existential dread
- Temporary insanity
- Permanent questioning of life choices
Still, if you're feeling adventurous, you can:
- Explore the abandoned cafeteria
- Play with the broken vending machines
- Try to find the exit (just kidding)
Continue to Substash-Delta-1 for more information on this uncharted territory.