Deep within the Fortress of Solitude lies a secret laboratory where the most advanced technology is used to develop the most mundane products. Here you can witness the birth of the Substash Gamma-1, a revolutionary new product that will change the world... or at least, make your life slightly easier.
Substash Gamma-1: because who needs a 6-second load time on your toaster, anyway?
Substash Gamma-1 features: