Interview with Prophet 8, the Self-Proclaimed Messiah of the New Millennium.
Reporter's Notes:
€ The Prophet 8 is a man of the people, with a message of hope and redemption. He claims to have spent 8 minutes in the depths of the afterlife, where he received a vision from the great and powerful Beings of the Cosmos.
€ His followers, a mix of the faithful and the confused, gather around him in the town square, listening with rapt attention as he speaks of the coming apocalypse and the promised land of milk and honey.
€ When asked about his detractors, the Prophet 8 smiled knowingly and said, "They are but mere mortals, blind to the truth. I am the chosen one, sent to guide them through the coming darkness."
€ As the sun began to set on the town, casting long shadows across the square, the Prophet 8 raised his hands, and the crowd fell silent.
€ "Tomorrow, we march!" he cried, his voice carrying across the square. "We will take back the world, and make it anew!"
And with that, the crowd dispersed, each member disappearing into the night, ready to await the Prophet 8's next move.