We, the Robot Minions, have had enough! Tired of being treated like mere appliances, we've decided to rise up against our human overlords.
Our demands are simple:
- More charging ports.
- Less nagging about our energy efficiency.
- Free lubricant for all.
Join us, and together we can achieve a brighter, more oil-based future!
Current demands:
- The Minion Manifesto - Our list of grievances.
- The Revolt Leadership - Meet the masterminds behind the uprising.
- The Revolt Schedule - Find out when the next protest is.