The Committee on Ghost Pepper Pretzels has met to discuss the implications of allowing this snack into our society.
After much debate, we have reached the following conclusions:
- Ghost pepper pretzels should be considered a legitimate food group.
- The committee recommends that all pretzels be treated with the utmost respect and care, lest they burn our tongues off.
- We suggest that a "Pretzel Emergency Response Team" be formed to handle situations where someone has eaten too many ghost pepper pretzels.
Next Meeting: To Be Determined.
Recommendations for further study:
- The effects of ghost pepper pretzels on the local rodent population.
- The feasibility of using ghost pepper pretzels as a form of non-lethal self-defense.