Step 1: Indulge in Excess

Start your day with a 5am coffee run. Not 4am. Not 6am. 5am. You must be precise.

Step 2: Add Sugar

Use a sugar-to-coffee ratio of at least 4:1. Anything less is just being boring.

Step 3: Repeat

Repeat steps 1 and 2 for the next 8 hours. You may need to rehydrate.

Optional: Add Caffeine Supplements

We recommend 1000mg of caffeine per serving. Don't ask questions.

For more information, visit our Caffeine Supplements page

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, check out our Caffeine Injections page