Article 1, Section 1: The Unapologetic Declaration of Bunkers Everywhere
By the Bunker Boulevard Liberation Front (BBLF)
We, the Bunkers, do hereby declare that our love for the underground will not be silenced. We reject the tyranny of sunlight and fresh air, and we demand the right to burrow, to tunnel, to dig and to dwell beneath the earth's surface.
We will not be swayed by the siren song of the surface world, with its its bland, cookie-cutter houses and its soulless, cookie-cutter dreams. No, we will not be tamed.
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