Undermining Your Confidence | The Self-Help Paranoia Site
Are you tired of being overconfident?
Do you find that your unwavering self-assurance is starting to get on people's nerves?
We feel you!
Introducing the art of undermining your confidence. It's like a superpower that will make everyone love you, except for maybe not.
ประก prophets of the underconfident, we're here to guide you through the process:
Step 1: Question Everything
- Is that a bird or a plane?
- Am I really wearing pants or is it just a figment of my imagination?
- Should I have had that last cookie or was it just a mirage?
Step 2: Self-Sabotage
- Start by underlining everything you say.
- Explain every joke you make.
- Use words likeประก' and 'allegedly' excessively.
Step 3: Self-Deception
- Convince yourself that the sky is actually falling.
- Make excuses for your own failures.
- Blame it on the cat.
Step 4: Repeat
- Repeat steps 1-3 until you've achieved a state of total underconfidence.
- Be prepared for the inevitable collapse of your relationships and career.
But Wait, There's More!
For an extra layer of undermining, try our special advanced techniques:
- Overthinking Everything | The Art of Undermining Your Confidence: The Sequel
- Paranoia by Numbers | The Math Behind Undermining Your Confidence
