TECHNIQUES OF THE COMPRESSION COUP D'ETAT

Step 1: Gather intel on your opponent's file size

Step 2: Employ the art of ruthless pruning

Step 3: Squeeze the last drop of bytes out

Step 4: Deploy the compression algorithms

Step 5: Maintain the illusion of quality control

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