A Guide to Being Utterly Refrained in the Art of Formality
Chapter 1: The ABCs of Proper Table Manners Chapter 2: The Do's and Don'ts of Formal DressTable manners are a delicate dance of forks and knives, a symphony of soup spoons and polite conversation. But don't worry, dear reader, for we shall guide you through the intricacies of proper table etiquette, lest you end up at the wrong end of a withering look from the host.
Chapter 1: The ABCs of Proper Table Manners