About Me

I'm a party crasher extraordinaire, with a flair for the dramatic and an affinity for awkward encounters.

I've got the gift of gab and the charm of a thousand monkeys in a blender.

When I'm not crashing parties, I enjoy long walks on the beach, eating Cheetos, and playing the accordion.

A photo of a party crasher in a Hawaiian shirt, holding an empty beer bottle and a half-eaten Cheeto Crash the Party