Back in the day, the art of party crashing was a revered tradition in Ancient Greece. Our forefathers would crash any gathering, no matter how formal or informal, with reckless abandon. They'd burst through doors, crash the buffet, and make friends with the host's spouse. And for that, we're eternally grateful.
But, of course, it wasn't all fun and games. There were rules. Our ancestors had a strict Code of Conduct for Party Crashing (C.O.C.P.C.), which consisted of: