How to Host a Party Crasher

Step 1: Invite nobody. Like, literally nobody. It's a party of one.

Step 2: Decorate with an unironic mix of neon, lava lamps, and a disco ball. Because, why not?

Step 3: Serve a selection of cheap champagne and slightly-used nacho cheese.

Step 4: Play a playlist of your least favorite guilty pleasure jams.

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