Party Crasher's Guide to Ethical Party Crashing

Are you tired of being invited to parties where the punch bowl runs dry?

Do you find yourself stuck in a sea of awkward small talk and forced smiles?

Well, you're in luck! The art of party crashing is an age-old tradition that requires finesse, skill, and a pinch of moral ambiguity.

But, as with any noble pursuit, there are certain ethics to consider.

  1. Be respectful of the host's snacks. A good party crasher knows that the host's guacamole is sacred.
  2. Don't overstay your welcome. A good exit strategy is key to avoiding awkward goodbyes.
  3. Know when to bring a gift. A good party crasher knows the difference between a well-timed hostess gift and a desperate cry for help.

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