PartyCrasherJen's Guide to Repeatedly Crashing Parties

Chapter 1: Mastering the Art of Involuntary Attendance

Step 1: Show up uninvited. It's like a reflex. You're not really sure why you're there, but you just show up. Like clockwork.

Step 2: Find the host's secret stash of snacks

Disclaimer: Crashing parties may lead to temporary friendships, permanent awkwardness, and possibly a few hours in a holding cell for trespassing.

Learn to recognize and avoid the host's most potent defense mechanisms: the couch, the fridge, and the 'I'm going to call my mom' phone call.

Subchapter 1: The Couch Defense: A Case Study in Futility

When the host tries to trap you on the couch, remember that the true key to escape is not to fight, but to... well, just don't. Stay. On the couch.

Subchapter 2: The Fridge Defense - An Exploration in Refrigerated Futility