Welcome, future crasher! You're here because you want to learn the art of crashing the best parties in the galaxy. We've got you covered.
From our esteemed faculty of expert party crashers, you'll learn how to:
Our curriculum is as follows:
Learn the basics of crashing, from door-slamming to drink-slamming. Includes a comprehensive course on the art of blending in.
Take your crashing to the next level. Learn advanced techniques in disguise, deception, and misdirection. Includes a crash course in crashin' etiquette.
For the truly exceptional crasher. Learn the secrets of crashing with style, finesse, and panache. Includes a crashin' portfolio review.