Section 1: Mandatory Mischief
Subsection 1.1: Thou shalt not attend a keg party sober.
Go on to Section 2: Un-Conventional Wisdom. Go on to Section 3: The Art of Un-Invitation.Section 1.2: Thou shalt not leave a party early.
Section 1.3: Thou shalt always bring an extra set of keys (or a spare phone battery).
Go on to Section 4: The Code of Un-Disappearance.