Section 1: Don't be a Party Pooper
Article 1: Thou shalt not be a buzzkill.
Article 2: Thou shalt not be a drama llama.
Article 3: Thou shalt not be a party foul ball.
Section 2: Party Crashers' Etiquette
Article 1: Thou shalt not bring a gift of stale crackers.
Article 2: Thou shalt not play it too loud, lest thou disturb the punch bowl.
Article 3: Thou shalt not be a party animal, but rather a party human being.
Section 3: Consequences of Non-Adherence
Article 1: Repeated offenders shall be forced to listen to elevator music for eternity.
Article 2: First-time offenders shall be required to wear a "I'm a Party Foul" t-shirt for the remainder of the party.
Article 3: Repeat offenders shall be forced to attend an endless meeting with the party's self-appointed "Party Council."
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