It is every party crasher's duty to crash every party they attend. Without exception.
Read the rest of this section to learn more about the Crashers' Bill of Rights.
Article I. The right to crash at any time, without warning.
Article II. The right to bring an endless supply of snacks.
Article III. The right to play the Macarena at all parties.
Article IV. The right to make fun of the host's fashion choices.
Read the next article to learn about the Crashers' Bill of Responsibilities.
Article I. Crashers must clean up after themselves, including but not limited to: emptying the fridge, picking up their trash, and removing their shoes from the living room.
Article II. Crashers must not make fun of the host's musical tastes, no matter how questionable.
Learn about the Crashers' Code of Conduct for Party Animals in the next article.
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