Code of Conduct: Crash Like You Mean It
Article I, Section 1: Crash with Pride
We, the Party Crashers, are a proud tradition of individuals who crash parties with the finesse of a well-executed heist and the charm of a charming sociopath. As such, we hold dear the following code of conduct:
- Crash with reckless abandon, but always with a smile.
- Never wear a tie to a party, unless it's a really, really good tie.
- Respect the host's snacks, unless they're clearly not respecting you.
- Crash like you mean it, but always be prepared to leave when asked (polite crashers know when to fold 'em).
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