Party Crashers Unite!

Welcome, crasher! You've found the guide to becoming a master party crasher. But be warned: it's not all fun and games.

The Party Crasher's Code of Honor

• 1. Always arrive uninvited.
• 2. Be prepared for awkward small talk.
• 3. Know when to leave before the host starts hating you.

Crasher's Tools of the Trade

• Fake smile
• A six-pack of lies
• A decent excuse for not knowing the host

Join the Party Crasher's Union

Dues: $10,000, a valid reason for crashing any party.