Party Crashers Unite: The Ultimate Guide to Ruining Good Times

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Are you tired of being invited to parties and actually having fun? Do you yearn to be the center of attention, only to be met with scorn and derision? Look no further! Party Crashers Unite is here to guide you through the art of ruining good times for everyone.

Party Crasher Etiquette

Before we dive into the nitty-gritty of crashing parties, let's talk about the dos and don'ts of crasser etiquette. Remember, a good crasser always follows the code:

1. Don't RSVP: Never, ever RSVP. That's just too easy to avoid.
2. Do crash early: The early bird catches the worm, and in this case, the early crasser catches the party.
3. Don't be obvious: Blend in like a chameleon, unless you're a neon-pink jumpsuit-wearing, afro-sporting crasser, in which case, go for it.

Crasher Fashion Tips

Now that we've covered the basics, let's talk about how to look your absolute best while still managing to ruin the party. Here are some essential crasser fashion tips:

Crasher Colors

Avoid anything that might blend in. You want to stand out, like a sore thumb or a bad tattoo.

• Neon pink
• Electric blue
• Sequined jumpsuit
• Anything with more than five different colors

Crasher Accessories

Make a statement with:

• A loud, flashing watch
• A pair of oversized novelty sunglasses
• A whoopee cushion
• A who-knows-what-it-is-thingy

And for the love of God, do not, I repeat, DO NOT wear anything that's remotely related to the occasion or theme.

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