Challenge 5: Steal the Show (Literally)

Objective: Get the DJ's attention, but not with your dance moves.

How to win:

• Walk into the party, uninvited, and loudly declare, "I'm here for the music!"
• Grab the mic from the DJ and start spouting off your mediocre poetry
• Refuse to give it back, citing "artistic expression"
• When asked to leave, feign injury and demand an ambulance

Prize: The eternal shame of having ruined everyone's good time

Go to Challenge 6: The Art of Overly-Complicated Explanations