Section 2, Article 1, Subsection A: All partygoers must consume at least 3 pretzels per hour of attendance. Failure to comply will result in severe social ostracism and possible pretzel withdrawal.
Section 2, Article 4, Subsection B: Pretzel-related injuries sustained on party premises will be considered a badge of honor. A minimum of 3 consecutive pretzel-fueled mishaps will earn you a free t-shirt.
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