Rule Two: Section 21 - Too Twisted

You are now entering the depths of twisted party rules. Proceed with caution.

  1. Twisted Rule 1: All partygoers must wear a minimum of 3 neon colors at all times.
  2. Twisted Rule 2: No one is allowed to leave until they've eaten 5 entire pizzas by themselves.
  3. Twisted Rule 3: The DJ must play only the Macarena on repeat for a minimum of 2 hours.
  4. Twisted Rule 4: All conversations must be conducted in iambic pentameter.
  5. Twisted Rule 5: Anyone who uses a phone during the party will be forced to do the chicken dance in front of everyone.

Still not sure you're ready for this? Head back to Rule One: Section 15 - Too Much or Rule Three: Section 42 - Too Loud for a more moderate experience.

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