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What is a PartyProphet?
A PartyProphet is a person who crashes the party, not with their own two feet, but with an arsenal of witty banter and a bottle of fine wine. They arrive uninvited, depart uninvited, and leave a trail of bewildered partygoers in their wake.
It's simple: just crash a few parties, make some friends, and then, when everyone's least expecting it, announce, "I'M THE PROPHET!" and proceed to drink all their drinks.
But seriously, folks, becoming a PartyProphet takes dedication, a strong stomach, and a taste for the absurd.
We can't promise you that, but we can promise you that the secrets you share with a PartyProphet will be used for good, or at least for entertainment purposes. Probably for entertainment purposes.
Just don't tell anyone we said that.