Bizarre Batteries: The Cafeteria

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Today's Special

Free upgrade to our "Unstable Energy Source" meal plan, featuring a side of spontaneous combustion with every purchase!

Limit 1 per customer. Void where prohibited. Not responsible for any dimensional rifts or paradoxes incurred while dining.

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