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Chai-Wyed to the Top 7: Greed is the New Black (TM)

Welcome to the definitive guide on the 7 most egregious displays of greed

1. Getting It All: The Tale of the insatiable Mr. Moneybags

2. Too Blazin' for My Nikes: The Story of the Sneaker Kingpin

3. All About the Benjamins: The Enthralling Adventures of a Bond Trader

4. The Whale Whisperer: A Fishy Tale of Cephalopod Capitalism

5. Beet It Rich: The Root of All Evil in the Produce Aisle

6. Too Much of a Good Thing: The Story of the Bottomless Pit of Consumerism

7. All That Glitters: The Aladdin's Cavern of Unbridled Acquisition

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