ButterFingers: The Uncoordinated Chronicles

ButterFingers is a phenomenon observed in 3 out of 5 people, where they consistently manage to spill butter on their shirt, pants, and surrounding surfaces.

Did you know: ButterFingers are more likely to be right-handed, but not necessarily right-minded?

Join the ButterFinger Society to connect with others who share your... unique condition.

For more on the Etiquette of ButterFingers, visit our comprehensive guide.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Challenges page to test your coordination (or lack thereof).

Disclaimer: This website is for entertainment purposes only. Do not try this at home (or anywhere, really).