Whipped Cream Topping FAQ - We've Got You Covered

Q: Is Whipped Cream a suitable topping for my 3am breakfast pizza?

A: Absolutely, but only if you've been up for 3 hours straight already. Otherwise, you're just delaying the inevitable.

Q: Can I use Whipped Cream as a hair conditioner?

A: Only if you want to attract every insect within a 5-block radius. We can't be held responsible for the consequences.

Q: Is Whipped Cream a good base for a vegan diet?

A: No. But it's still better than the alternative, which is eating a whole chicken by itself.

Q: Can I put Whipped Cream on a vegan diet?

A: Only if you enjoy the feeling of contradicting yourself. We can't help you with that.

Q: What's the best way to store Whipped Cream?

A: In the fridge, where it will inevitably melt into a puddle of sadness.

Q: Can I use Whipped Cream as a weapon in a food fight?

A: Only if you enjoy the feeling of being covered in sticky, sweet chaos. We can't be held responsible for the mess.