FAQs for the Uninitiated

Q: What is 1x-nacho-frenzy?

A: It's a support hotline for the world's most existential crises. Call us, we'll talk you down from the ledge.

Visit our Support Page for more info.

Q: What kind of existential crises do you support?

A: All of them! We specialize in the really tough ones, like "Is the meaning of life a bowl of nachos?" or "Why did I eat that last chip?!"

But don't worry, our experts (okay, they're just our intern, Larry, on a Friday) are trained to handle even the most absurd of queries.

Check out our Services Page to see what we can do for you.