At Decision Avoidance Theory, we're here to help you avoid those pesky decisions. Because, let's be real, who needs that kind of stress?

Our patented (totally not) methods will guide you through the process of doing nothing, while still appearing productive.

So, what are you waiting for? Dive into our world of avoidance and find the perfect excuse for why you can't do that thing you're supposed to do.

Disclaimer: Decision Avoidance Theory is not responsible for your missed deadlines, ruined relationships, or permanent damage to your social life. Side effects may include: increased procrastination, decreased productivity, and an increased reliance on 'just one more minute.' Use at your own risk.