Welcome, young crasher! Today, we'll learn how to crash with finesse.
First, you must learn to drive recklessly without a care in the world. This means ignoring speed limits, traffic lights, and basic human decency.
Next, you'll need to master the art of slamming into other vehicles with precision and flair.
Practice your technique in an empty parking lot. Crash into trash cans, trees, and the occasional pedestrian.
Now that you've got the basics down, it's time to move on to some more advanced crashery.
Master the art of the "double-tap" - a delicate maneuver where you tap into two cars at once, creating a beautiful V-shaped crash.
And don't forget the "spin cycle" - a daring move where you spin your vehicle around in a circle, leaving a trail of destruction in your wake.