2021/minutes/appendix/adjournment-reasons

Reason 1: The fabric of space-time was just really tired of our existence.
Read more about the existential dread that led to the adjournment

Reason 2: The coffee machine in the break room was on the fritz, and morale was at an all-time low.
Read about the desperate attempts to brew a decent cup

Reason 3: Someone left their lunch in the break room fridge, and it smelled like a crime scene.
Read about the heroic efforts to clear the fridge and save the space-time continuum

And that's just a few of the reasons we'll never know, because the adjournment happened, and now we're all just echoes of what could have been...