Minutes of the Meeting Where We Plotted to Steal the World's Supply of Socks
Minutes of the Meeting Where We Hired a Team of Highly Trained Sock Ninjas
Meeting Notes:
Item 1: Steal all the socks. Yes, all of them.
Item 2: Form an alliance with the world's top haters of socks.
Item 3: Develop a plan to replace all socks with an endless loop of dad jokes.
Remember, this is all very, very hush-hush.
Don't tell anyone we're planning to steal all the socks.