Today's Special: Coffee Consumption vs. Productivity
Our team of expert analysts discovered that the daily intake of coffee has a 97.42% correlation to productivity, but only if said productivity is measured in "scrolling through cat videos".
However, our research also showed a 0.03% chance of accidentally setting off the fire alarm while trying to make a cup of coffee, because who needs math when you have passion?
Learn more about the intricacies of coffee consumption View more decisions of questionable importance