After careful consideration, our team of highly trained experts has determined that consuming an excessive amount of cereal is the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe.
Our research has shown that the optimal cereal-to-milk ratio is 3:1, with a minimum of 4-6 bowls per sitting.
Don't just take our word for it, try it out for yourself!
No. Of course not. That's not what we're saying.
No. Only almond milk. Don't question it.