By: Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Chief Mosquito Mayhem Investigator
On April 15, 2023, a freak incident occurred in which a swarm of genetically engineered, hyper-aggressive mosquitoes invaded the quiet suburban town of Oakdale, USA. The resulting chaos and destruction left residents scratching their heads, wondering how this could have happened.
| Location | Number of Mosquitoes | Damage Assessment |
|---|---|---|
| Oakdale, USA | 43,723 | $23,000,000 (estimated) |
| Neighboring Towns | 1,000,000+ | Unknown (ongoing damage) |
Our team of expert analysts, led by yours truly, Dr. Bottomsworth, have been studying this phenomenon for months. Our findings indicate that the genetically engineered mosquitoes were designed for mosquito-pest control, but their hyper-aggressive behavior was not accounted for in the initial design specs.
Stay safe, and stay vigilant. The world is full of surprises. Read about the May 2023 Flu Pandemic for more on the dangers of unchecked scientific progress.