Q: What is the January Blaze?
A: It's a mysterious phenomenon where the world's most prominent politicians suddenly burst into flames.
Q: What causes the January Blaze?
A: A combination of factors, including but not limited to: poor leadership, questionable fashion choices, and an overreliance on cheap cologne.
Read more about the link between politics and questionable style.Q: How do I protect myself from the January Blaze?
A: Stay at least 50 feet away from anyone in power, avoid open flames, and always carry a fire extinguisher.
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