Welcome, dear user, to the Excuse Factory, where the art of procrastination meets the science of creative evasion.
Our factory produces high-quality excuses for all occasions, from the mundane to the catastrophic.
At the Excuse Factory, we're dedicated to crafting excuses that are so convincing, you'll wonder how you ever managed without us.
Whether you're stuck in a meeting, avoiding a project, or simply need a reason to stay on the couch, we've got you covered.
Our Excuses are the result of years of research, development, and testing.
Frequently Asked Excuses for when you're in a bind.
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