APRIL 2024: A Guide to Not Dying in the Upcoming Apocalypse
Because, let's face it, the world's going to end in 2024 and you're not prepared. Yet.
Survival 101: Stockpiling Cans of Spaghetti
It's not the end of the world as we know it, but it's close. The real question is, will you be ready? We're talking canned goods, people. Canned spaghetti is the answer. It's non-perishable, high in carbs, and has a shelf life that's longer than your average politician's attention span.
Learn More about Spaghetti Panic BuyingFrequently Asked Questions
Q: Will my cat survive the apocalypse?
A: Probably not. Cats are notoriously poor at hiding. You'll be lucky if they don't get eaten first.
Q: Can I still get Netflix in 2024?
A: Ha! Good luck with that. The internet's gone, remember?