Are you ready for the impending doom?
Because let's face it, 2024 is going to be a wild year. Asteroid showers, robot uprisings, and climate catastrophes are just a few of the many exciting challenges we'll face.
So, stock up on those essentials: canned goods, bottled water, and duct tape. You know, the usual.
Learn about the signs of an impending robot uprising
And don't forget to stay informed: Stay up-to-date on the latest news
Stay safe, and may the odds be ever in your favor!
Or, you know, just stay indoors.