Are you tired of living in the year 2023? Do you want to experience the thrill of a new year with a fresh coat of existential dread? Look no further than our 2024 Outlook: Recovery Strategies guide!
Here are a few tips to help you survive the impending doom that is 2024:
With the rise of AI, the collapse of the global economy, and the impending robot uprising, you'll need someone to talk you down from the ledge. Literally.
You never know when the apocalypse will come, and you'll need a steady supply of non-perishable snacks to sustain you. Don't be caught off guard, folks!
You can't hide from the inevitable, but you can at least have a nice place to wait it out. We recommend a minimum of 10 years' worth of supplies.
We'll have more advice on how to survive 2024 in the coming months. Stay safe, stay vigilant, and stay hydrated.