Today's Forecast:
High pressure system in the Kuiper Belt, with scattered asteroid showers and a high chance of solar flares. Avoid traveling to Mars, as the red planet's atmosphere is expected to be particularly testy today.
Meanwhile, on the dark side of the moon, a low pressure system is bringing heavy cloud cover and a 100% chance of lunar madness.
Looking ahead to tomorrow, a strong high pressure system is expected to dominate the cosmos, with clear skies and a high chance of stellar explosions.
For the next 4-6 days, the Galactic Weather Service is predicting a 50% chance of spontaneous human combustion on planets with atmospheres composed of 100% oxygen or higher.